Bookmark Dump: Sam's Club, Hats, Cupcakes and Music

This artwork is probably the most accurate (and scary) portrayal of modern life we've ever seen

I called numerous times (busy signal) and had to wait a good 20 mins on hold but it's legit!
Free membership to Sam's Club for new moms

Cabled beanie, version 2.
Super cute free crochet pattern from All About Ami!

Chocolate peanut butter buckeye cupcakes. Yesssssss.

Brian's band, Laurium, recently started recording their first album. Here's a song he wrote:

I found this video pretty funny, and accurate since being pregnant and not wanting to wearing anything besides my yoga pants and running shorts...